it is raining as I step off the bus in Key Biscayne.
The driver was happy enough to keep my mind occupied for the ride.
Me: excuse me, could you tell me which sto...
Driver: HEAY BOY! YA LOST ER SOMTIN
M: well I need to get to key biscanyne
D: WELL YA PICKED DA GOOD BUS TA GETCHA THERE,
I DRIVE ALL OVER ALL THE TIME!
His drivers hat managed to squish his fro into what more resembled a planetary ring.
D: WHERE YA FROM?
M: pittsburgh
D: OKAY!
for the next 20 minutes I could barely get a word in....
D: EM PENGUINS ARE GETTIN WHOOOPED BUT DA STEELERS ARE FINE AND YOU KNOW I REALLY LIKE ALL THE BRIDGES AND RIVERS IT MAKES
DA TOWN LOOK REAL NICE BUT YOU KNOW THE PIRATES GOTTA GET DER
ACT TOGETHER AND I LIKE IT DOWN HERE IT ALWAYS WARM N I DONT
NEED SNOWTIRES SOMETIMES THE BUS COMPNEY TELL ME THEY GONNA
CHANGE MY ROUTE BUT I LIKE DIS ROUTE SO I SAY NO
ONE TIME I HAD A BROTHA IN DA BURGH DAT WELL HE FEEL ASLEEP ON DAT FOUNTAIN AFTER DA GAME
..............
HEY DIS YER STOP!
let the adventure begin.
3 comments:
Hi Topher, It is ashamed that we did not give you some laguage lessons. We have seven covered. It looks like you are the real adventurer & Alex is going the easier route on first class. He even forgot to say goodbye. All he talks about is taking photos. We see his photo is the one you used on the home page of your blog where he lost his pants. HA! Tell him to watch out if he falls over the boat in the devil's triangle where I used to dive. The coral might cut his derriere. The garden is two feet high with lots of tomatoes & vegetables. Maybe there will be some when you get back. We have a relative living in Paris. What is your route/plan? TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER!Talk to you later.
Hey Topher- Hope you don't run into any black bears on the trip like I did the other day on mine. It was a close encounter! Anyway I blogged to you about the First class traveler(A...) & went to write on his blog & strangely enough -He said he got onto first class by odd luck! Hope your sailing is in good weather. See you later.
Have you met up with Alex yet? Gotta love the Steeler nation, it is EVERYWHERE!!
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